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dadsofficial:

j5h:

nicedildo:

when a book introduces a hot new character but they die like 2 pages later

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how do you know they’re hot if it’s in a book

Have you never read a book before?

Reblog if today is your Unbirthday

xiamnotafraidx:

heyymacarenaa:

theunfler:

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i have to reblog this now because i cant tomorrow

reblogging because my birthday was yesterday

booboostankstank:

when you’re singing a song and someone sings the next line: 

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nixpunk:

i’m not like other girls. actually, i’m nothing like other girls. and that girl u saw get on the bus earlier isn’t like other girls either. it’s surprising, really. it’s almost as if everybody is different from each other. holy shit

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

listen, son. your dumb night light just makes it easier for the monsters to find you

mom: are you watching in japanese? do you understand what they're saying??
me: hai